Indo Vs English

Begini neeh, gaya orang indo yang sok ke-inggris-an ... ;D)

Job Interview
HRD: Nama saudara siapa? Pelamar: Prawoto pak ... HRD: Coba ceritakan tentang keluarga saudara.!! Pelamar: Saya 2 bersaudara, adik saya masih kuliah di Jogya.. Orang Tua saya tinggal di Surabaya. Kakek dan nenek dari Bapak tinggal di Solo.. Kakek dan nenek dari Ibu tinggal di Semarang.. Paman dan Pakde semua tinggal di Tegal. HRD: Apakah saudara dapat berbahasa inggris? Pelamar: Yes .. sir ... HRD: Now tell me about your family in English!!... Pelamar: Sorry sir .. I don't have family in English ..., they're all living in Indonesia.!

Which Part?
Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

Crispy Class
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher. "unlawful" is when u do something the law doesn't allow and "ill-egal" is a sick eagle."

Bad News and Very Bad News
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.!!!

Tooth Extraction
Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Nubruk Bule
Seorang cewek yang bahasa Inggrisnya kacau-balau suatu hari nubruk seorang bule ketika jalan-jalan di mall.
Cewek : "I'm sorry."
Bule : "I'm sorry, too."
Si cewek bingung. Doi ngerasa harus ngejawab tuh bule.
Cewek : "I'm sorry, three."
Bule : "What are you sorry for?"
Cewek : "I'm sorry, five."

Mencari Pekerjaan
Di sebuah iklan lowongan kerja...
- Anda lulusan SMA/STM?
- Anda punya keahlian?
- Punya ijasah keterampilan?
- Ahli bahasa Inggris?
- Tapi sampai sekarang belum bekerja?
CARI KERJA DONG…!!!